Love Sick: Texts from Last Night

Texts From Last Night is a popular blog that caught the attention of college students and more as people shared with the world hilarious texts they recieved during the night when they and the sender were likely black out drunk, or at least a little tipsy. However funny these texts may seem on the blog, when faced with real life drunks texts, the results are less than humerous.

Drunk texts from ex’s, current boyfriends, people you’re kind of seeing, or that creeper guy that somehow got your number are almost never funny. They are usually quite dramatic and annoying. There’s nothing more frustrating than waking up from a night of blissful sleep to discover a string of messages that are increasingly dramatic.

Example (note: the spelling errors are on purpose. They’re drunk, remember?):

Text 1: I’m drunk! Lol!

Text 2: What are ytou doing?

Text 3: Whyare you ignoring me?

Text 4: Fine then, be a bitch.

Text 5: Why don’t you love me anymore?!

And sometimes these texts also come with phone calls that sound like a mumbling blur full of tears or anger. Unfortunetly, there’s really nothing you can do to avoid the drunk texts, but here’s how to deal with them. Obvioulsy once you read all the texs, you’re going to be more than a little peeved. But it’s important to keep your cool. It’s not like you’ve never been over-dramatic when drunk, right?

First off, give the person a call and say WTF with all those texts last night? Let them explain themselves and/or try to remember that they even sent them.

Secondly, tell them that you really don’t appreciate receiving a barrage of texts like that and that you have better things to do with your time than deal with their drunk self.

Thirdly, come to a compromise. Tell that person that you forgive them, but you won’t deal with that kind of unneccessary drama again. Tell them to change your name in their phone to “Do not contanct when drinking” or tell them to just stay away from their cell phone while drinking. Hopefully their drunken self has the will power to handle those rules so you will no longer have to deal with needy/angry drunk guy.

Also, remember these rules for yourself when you get drunk. If you’ve had one too many, just put the cell phone down and enjoy the company you are with. You don’t want to make a fool of yourself because your drunken mind has somehow decided that his not calling you back means he’s cheating on you with your best friend, or whatever else ridiculous story you come up with.

P.S. <3